Eatery update: Calling all hopeless cooks
* Calling all hopeless home cooks . . . Food Network is looking for the most "disastrous cooks in the country" (their words, not mine) to participate in a new reality cooking show. If you can't boil water, don't know a fish fry from a French fry or your idea of dinner is beans on toast (with apologies to the Brits), then this is for you. To earn your shot as the winner of the biggest loser cook in America contest, here's what you need to do to prove your incompetency: From noon to 3 p.m.
